The Mystery Tweak Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Ridley was due a breakout.
- Ridley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ridley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.