The Hamstring Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ridley drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
76%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ridley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.