The Snap Count Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ref: "Number Ridley, that's a flag." Ridley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Ridley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
92%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Ridley, Ridley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.