The Hamstring Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- The QB looks at Ridley exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Ridley, Ridley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.