The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Ridley gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ridley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.