The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Ridley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
83%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ridley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.