The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Ridley's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Ridley was due a breakout.
74%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ridley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.