The Hamstring Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- A mysterious flag erases Ridley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Ridley tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
86%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ridley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.