The Butter-Finger Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Ridley's stadium. Only over Ridley.
77%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ridley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.