The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Ridley gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
84%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Ridley scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.