The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ridley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.