The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Ridley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
89%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ridley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.