The Phantom Holding Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Ridley does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
77%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Ridley scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.