The Phantom Holding Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Ridley, Ridley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.