The Inch-Short Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ridley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.