The Butter-Finger Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- The QB looks at Ridley exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
81%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ridley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.