The Wind Hex of Cam Little
Cam Little · JAX · K
“Little gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Little's week
- Little sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Little's stadium. Only over Little.
72%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Little drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Little in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Little is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Little actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.