The Doink Hex of Cam Little
Cam Little · JAX · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Little is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Little's week
- Little gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
- Little is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
74%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Little's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Little in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Little is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Little actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.