The Shank Hex of Cam Little
Cam Little · JAX · K
“Little finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Little's week
- Little gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Little hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
90%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Little's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Little in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Little is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Little actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.