The Shank Hex of Cam Little
Cam Little · JAX · K
“Ref: "Number Little, that's a flag." Little: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Little's week
- Little gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
- Little is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
74%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Little, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Little in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Little is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Little actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.