The Shank Hex of Cam Little
Cam Little · JAX · K
“Little is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Little's week
- The broadcast shows Little on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Little will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
92%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Little, Little, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Little in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Little is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Little actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.