The Shank Hex of Cam Little
Cam Little · JAX · K
“Little gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Little's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Little. Little does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- The broadcast shows Little on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Little drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Little in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Little is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Little actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.