The Shank Hex of Cam Little
Cam Little · JAX · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Little trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Little's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Little is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Little makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
90%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Little, Little, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Little in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Little is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Little actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.