The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Miller slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
85%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Miller's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.