The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Miller's stadium. Only over Miller.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Miller is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Miller's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.