The Phantom Flag Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Miller will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Miller drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.