The Sack Spiral Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Miller's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- The play clock hits zero on Miller four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
81%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Miller drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.