The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- The broadcast shows Miller on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Miller gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
92%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Miller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.