The Sack Spiral Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Miller four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Miller, the end zone is a rumor.
87%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Miller's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.