The Sack Spiral Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- The play clock hits zero on Miller four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Miller will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
73%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Miller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.