The Bad Snap Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Every deep ball Miller throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Miller will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Miller's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.