The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Miller four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Every deep ball Miller throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
85%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Miller, Miller, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.