The Intentional Grounding Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Miller, the end zone is a rumor.
86%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Miller's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.