The Pick-Six Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Miller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
80%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Miller scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.