The Intentional Grounding Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Miller is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
83%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Miller, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.