The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Miller four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Garbage time arrives early for Miller: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
89%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Miller scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.