The Overthrow Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Every deep ball Miller throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Miller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.