The Phantom Flag Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Miller will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
85%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Miller, Miller, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.