The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
- Miller leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
73%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Miller, Miller, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.