The Kneel-Down Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Miller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
86%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Miller scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.