The Sideline-Scold Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Miller will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
87%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Miller, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.