The Sideline-Scold Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Rams fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Miller, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.