The Snap Count Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Miller's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.