The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Miller leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
73%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Miller's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.