The Pick-Six Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Miller's stadium. Only over Miller.
- Miller's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
90%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Miller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.