The Sack Spiral Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Miller, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.