The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Miller will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
73%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Miller drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.