The Intentional Grounding Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Miller takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
76%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Miller, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.