The Kneel-Down Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Miller four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Miller scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
88%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Miller's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.