The Hamstring Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Miller takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
72%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Miller drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.